RUN BETSY RUN

Betsy Stone is one badass MF'er. She's from Quincy, she hipchecks old ladies on the street, she stole my lunch money in 1989 (even though I didn't meet her til 2001), and on Sunday she's gonna dominate a half marathon.

My bro is a lucky man, but he better watch his goddamn mouth cause she might throw the gloves down one day. Nice knowin ya bro!

Anyways, this is a list for Betsy's half marathon. I don't really know what her pace is like, so hopefully I don't slow her down. Psh. As if it were even possible!

Good luck Betsy!

1 - Queen - Don't Stop Me Now
"'I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva / I'm gonna go go go there's no stopping me!"

2 - Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run
Can't think of a more apt song title for this list.

3 - Butch Walker - Hot Girls in Good Moods
Oh no my bro is gonna kick my ass now!

4 - The Gap Band - You Dropped a Bomb on Me
What pretty much everyone she blows past will be thinking.

5 - Cut Copy - Far Away
Ok don't get too cocky yet. You're off to a good start, but there's still like a billion miles to go!

6 - The Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
Seems like a good song to run to

7 - Ladytron - Runaway
Because the Bon Jovi song of the same name has no business on a list for a total badass.

8 - Earth, Wind & Fire - September
Also a tasty lil groove to run to, even though it's October

9 - Rise Against - Halfway There
(!!!!!!!!!)

10 - The Clash - Police on My Back
If your favorite band and the idea of the police chasing you down (slash harassing you) doesn't keep you going, then bust out the stims!

11 - Third Eye Blind - Faster
FASTER

12 - Great Big Sea - Run Runaway
Now's the time to drop the goddamn hammer!

13 - Head Automatica - Beating Heart Baby
Don't worry. The thumping in your chest is not a baby alien trying to break free.

14 - The Sounds - Running out of Turbo
Ok so the NOS is empty. Steaddddyyyyy

15 - The Teenagers - Feeling Better
Someone just handed you a water, so you dumped it on your head and high-fived the shit out of some unsuspecting bro dude.

16 - Traveling Wilburys - End of the Line
Almost there almost there

17 - The Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)
You end the half marathon to this song because only true champions are allowed to.

18 - Does it Offend You, Yeah? - Epic Last Song
You've made it! And you didn't even pull an Uta Pippig!!!

YOU RULE BETSY